I AM THE LORD OF THE FLIES!!!
I have wiped out the land they once called home [[my roommates’ pile of dishes]] and sent them to the far corners of the earth [[the window]] where they huddle together in fear and await their inevitable fate. However, in the spirit of fair play, I shall allow these fools to fight another day. [[I am fucking scared of them and wont go near them to finish the job]]
Be free little ones! I have left a portal [[the door]] open to another world [[the hall]]. One where you may live in peace. Spread the word! The Lord of the Flies has spared you! The Lord of the Flies is merciful! BOW DOWN TO MY OBVIOUS SUPERIORITY!!! And do not forget, you are all (25+) in my debt. I shall call upon you in the future, but until then, BE GONE FROM MY RELM! BE GONE! BE GONE!!!
[[end victory rant]]
